Me: “See I have all black on to show my sleek sexual nature like oh we have company guess who’s not looking ratchet but oh it’s just out friend Jo schmo the jeans and t with a stain on it.”

Roomate: “Cheer shut up and go away I’m sleeping”

The struggle of being versatile and fashionable and adaptable is real.

Me

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

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frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Jokes yo

(Source: flyingscotsman, via cantthinkofanythingtogohere)

I guess Entei fucking exist now :)

I guess Entei fucking exist now :)

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My pics from pensacon totes met Jodie and ensign checkov plus others

princessesfanarts:

Twisted Princesses

I an impressed or maybe just presses I don’t know

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Guys why the hell isn’t Jason Momoa playing jimmy Olsen I’m these super man films I mean think of it…

Jimmy: “sure Lois I’ll get dem pics for ya” and rides a horse out of the daily planet because DRAGO!!!!

Oh fuck the hell yes!

Big tittied police woman- Helsing abridged
Happy valentines day followers it’s a real pleasure exploiting my life in quotes and pictures for you all :) cheers!

Happy valentines day followers it’s a real pleasure exploiting my life in quotes and pictures for you all :) cheers!

My video game feels hurt so bad lol

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Neither rain not sleet nor wind nor hail could stop me from chasing that tail

My friend about a cute mail lady
Pikachu used swag it was devastatingly effective

Pikachu used swag it was devastatingly effective